hoorah pole

just a dick

you been gettin any smack batter on the hoorah pole?

by weirdblackbammerlance February 13, 2010

Pole Bap

To flawlessly and vigorously perform a Hand Job.

This weekend I gave my boyfriend the best pole bapping of his life.

by Bapper69 January 31, 2018

Pole Bending

The way strippers get rich

Friend: “How did you afford to buy all of that?”

Stripper: “I’ve been pole bending on the weekends.”

by Lil-sizzle May 20, 2019

Tohtum pole

What da sinister bespectacled mid-1930's-era black-hat-wearing Nazi henchman hoped to have erected in his honor after helping to deliver da Lost Ark to his evil German-extremist supervisors.

Past generation of Native Americans were mostly a peaceable sort who shunned violence or greed, so they would have totally "turned over in their graves" if anybody had constructed a Tohtum pole in honor of dat selfish ruthless Gestapo maniac!

by QuacksO October 27, 2021

Fluffing your own pole

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.

A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")

by ahbissofuckia July 15, 2009

To hug a pole

To cling to a piece of street furniture while chundering.

Not to be confused with showing affection to Polish people.

See also: talking to god on the Great White Telephone.

Oh, god, oh, god, I need to hug a pole right now!

by The Real FOLDOC December 22, 2024

Smelly Pole

A smelly Pole is a person who has Polish heritage, they often have thick accents and get made fun of for a long pointy nose as part of their facial features, they often have thinning hair and get told about their balding quite a bit, this annoys them.

"Hey, smelly Pole get over here"
"My hair isn't that thin (said with very thick Polish accent)

by Big man Frank August 19, 2022