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Christmas Magic

When you take a shit in someone’s stocking before they wake up on Christmas morning.
My brother’s been a real jerk, so I’m giving him some Christmas Magic this year.
by tridaddy November 20, 2020
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magical bitchwad

A doomed name for an excessively bitchy person.
by Marix April 25, 2008
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Magic Headphones

When you've had so much to drink that even the song you hate is "oh man I love this song". Also know as beer muffs.
They played some shit music last night man, but got pissed up n the magic headphones made it alright
by Bambii2K October 20, 2009
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Magic Mirror

A texting game where usually a guy and a girl send pictures back and forth mimicking each other in each picture. Ex. boy sends picture of himself wearing only pants so the girl sends one of her wearing only pants. You can also play it with poses as well. This is for the most part a sexting game
Jim: Hey Lucy would you like to play Magic Mirror?
Lucy: Sure
by alak_721 July 7, 2014
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The Magical Smear

When near a large pane of glass such as a patio door, preferably with an audience of any size on the opposite side, pull your junk out of your pants and slap it on the glass, smashing it as hard as you can without causing pain, and then proceed to slide back and forth on the glass, smearing your cock and balls to and fro so it changes into all kinds magical configurations. Always a favorite party trick!
The Magical Smear Ricky performed at the party was noteworthy. The different configurations of his unit were hilarious!
by RickyTodd September 19, 2009
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Magic sword

by Bk is a bitch April 1, 2020
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magic pineapple

by GR1MMM_CREEPER December 4, 2017
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