harry o'potter

irish version of a certain idiotic wizard. uses a pint of guinness in place of a wand and a giant potato as a broomstick. more likely to want to play Scrabble or darts than quiditch.

"oh to be sure to be sure i'll play darts! quidditch? feck off ya weird bearded focker!"

by failure33object April 23, 2005

Harry Maguire

The definition of a Goat

truly the best football player of all time

person 1:"do you know Harry Maguire scored 800 goals against man utd"
person 2:"wow he's such a goat what team does he play for"
Person 1:"man utd"

by AndrewTate Love child/husband January 3, 2023

Harry Marry

A woman with a gargantuan mustache who is amazing at anal sex and booty pops. Damn straight. (Her moan resembles a gorilla in labor)

Dude I totally fucked a harry marry last night! She looked like my grandma, and sounded like my dead dog.

by Doogletits April 4, 2011

harris evans

Certified bot

A.Bro you are a Harris Evans!
B. No I’m a magged cunt

by Magged co September 16, 2019

Harry Smoth

Smelly guy that has a mullet

Also likes to write books

I hate Harry smoth, he needs a haircut

by I_Hate_Mullets November 27, 2019

Hamlyn-Harris

An amazing example of an Irsish and a English surname hienfinated to create something so much better. While Hamlyn is derived from the Norman personal name "Hamon", itself a variant of the early Germanic word "haim", meaning home, and most likly has the same origins as the French surnames Hamel and Hamelin, and the Dutch-German Hammel, Hammler and Hammlingit. Harris on the other hand is an ancient surname that is not only English but Scottish and Irish as well, and is recorded in many spellings including Harrys, Harries, Harrhys, Harries, and Harriss. The Spelling Harris refers to Galic word for horse keeper. The largest group of of Hamlyn-Harri (as the plural is pronounced) resides in Australia, and for the most part, do not keep contact. It is a fair estemation that due to the un-commonness of the name, all those who share it are, in some way, related.

"Isn't William Hamlyn-Harris an olympic level javelin thrower from Australia."

"He sure is"

"Awesome"

and

Hamlyn-Harris=AWSOME WIN CANNON!

by 1 of the Hamlyn-Harri September 28, 2011

Doing a Harry

Where you talk on a video call while you've muted yourself, like a classic Harry.

Harry: ...
Anyone else: "You're doing a Harry. Unmute yourself."

by TLJOMG June 9, 2021