fool's cold

The minor sets of sniffling and brain freezes one suffers after drinking a Slurpee.

Tim: I knew that scummy-looking guy was bad news! He tainted my Slurpee and got me sick!

Jerry: Don't worry dude, it's probably just fool's cold.

by logostak November 5, 2007

The Cold Finger

When a guy puts cone shaped ice cubes over his fingers, and then uses them to finger his girl till the ice melts and then making her lick his fingers clean afterwards.

Had such a blast the weekend, gave Michelle the Cold Finger, and she loved it.

by ZeRoTHScar February 2, 2015

Bozo Cold

So cold you would have to be a Bozo to go outside!!!

What kind of fool would go out in this -20 Bozo Cold??

by skelts January 22, 2011

Cold Fire

Something so cold that it can burn you with how hot it is.

That 'fit is cold fire, bro.

by InkwellB June 24, 2019

cold front

The smell of someone sadly attempting to cover up a fart by spraying lots of perfume/ cologne

“Ugh it smells like a cold front in here”

“Who would cold front in a bathroom?”

by ayebiotic November 12, 2017

Cold Cow

A girl that stops talking to you for no reason.

A 2am girl that finds out you are only talking to her for one reason and stops talking to you.

When you pick up the piece and profit off someone cold cow is (cold cow yummy)

The other day this chick stopped dating my friend Bill (Cold Cow) now she dating me (Cold Cow yummy)

by Dr. dating advice May 19, 2010

Cold Carol

a sexual fetish that involves massaging cubes of frozen urine into the skin.

That party was so crazy, they had one fridge for booze and a whole separate mini freezer for those that like to enjoy a Cold Carol.

by Propertymanagementfuckery January 19, 2018