Arse muffin

Anal secretion of undetermined origin.

Kanye West is an arse muffin!

by BatDad~71 May 18, 2021

Cat-arsed

When your plan is slightly squashed but not going terribly wrong.

(In America it's called 'cat-assed', but that doesn't make any sense as it has nothing to do with donkeys.)

"I was going to Tainan this weekend but my plan got cat-arsed so I had to cancel it."
"Meow."

by Tom Joseph July 12, 2016

Arse beans

Dry lumbs of poo caught in arse hair

“You’ve got arse beans”

by Conmcsweeney November 6, 2019

Tit arseing

When your child is messing around they're tit arsing.

Stop tit arseing

by Tit arseing February 19, 2025

Arse-soul

A person who sits on her/his soul

An arse-soul cannot fart, for her / his soul will escape.

by Research_Joe March 29, 2023

cork arse

some one who is scared of scott on cod

i dont know how to add him think im gonna go full cork arse

by absolutelysweating May 12, 2021

arse rattled

Anal sex

Getting your arse rattled is a term for given or taking anal sex

by J197G April 19, 2018