seat treats

When the seats in a vehicle have the option of being heated through some switch on the center console or dashboard. Usually found in more expensive car models and largely appreciated by people who live in colder climates.

Person #1: What kind of car should we rent when we go skiing in Colorado?

Person #2: Definitely one that has seat treats!

by seraph2010 August 28, 2010

Re-treated

To restate when someone is dissed, or treated, in an argument or general conversation. Can be used multiple times. Similar to "re-tweeted".

Kent: I'm soooo fast and shit. lol!

Jenko: You're mom's faster...IN BED!

Gordan: Treated!

Vanilla Qwathers: Re-treated!

by jebidiah222 September 13, 2011

Howell Treatment

When telling a stranger you are from Howell, they automatically look at you as a retarded, inbred, racist, wanna-be redneck who thinks flying the confererate flag is cool even though they live in the north

Addison: Yeah I'm from Howell
Well Educated man: *slightly backs away*

Addison: Yeah its a nice area
Well Educated man: sure it is
Well Educated man: *walks away*
Trace: He just totally gave you the Howell Treatment...... Lets go kick his ass!
Addison: Yeah! White Power *both go to get in a nissan*

by BigMeech420 December 27, 2011

spa treatment

The act of multiple male orgasms on a person's face, resulting in an exfoliating facial mask.

The touring band was extremely bored backstage, so they invited a groupie backstage for an epic spa treatment.

by Sexual Smoothie Siren September 18, 2013

Spa Treatment

A sexual act in which one ejaculates on a partner and then licks them clean.

"I like that porn video where he gave BaielyPaige's butthole the spa treatment."

by MrLeto November 16, 2014

Ejector Treats

The candy that blows out everywhere when a pilot hits the ejector seat to bail out of a fighter jet.

That way, you may have lost your cool airplane and will soon become a P.O.W. but at least there is candy.

During WWII, the Germans were the first to experiment with Ejector Treats

by PaulAllensCard February 5, 2015

Burn You Twice Treatment

When A Sample Of Food Is Hot And Spicy On The Tongue And Burns As It Squirts From Your Butthole.

That Spicy Chicken Burrito Punished Me With The Burn You Twice Treatment.

by Adam Ayers November 10, 2008