Tiki toes

When your toes are short and stubby which look like a tiki man's.

I hate my ugly tiki toes.

by Adog18 June 28, 2017

Toe Virginity

When you have yet to interlock your toes with another individual.

Laddie and I interlocked our toes last night so I guess we don't have our toe virginity anymore. Oh well, our purity score only went down one point.

by laddiehickelsen November 02, 2021

Toe-slammer

A person who is funny but rude. A person who makes you laugh and then cry.

She was a real toe-slammer.

by loatgoat December 19, 2018

dad toe

When your toe starts being overtaken with fungus resembling that of many dads over 40.

"Dude, I've got a serious case of dad toe on my left big toe."

by Mouse Rat March 23, 2016

retarded toes

When your big toe is shorter than the toe next to it.

“Sydney has retarded toes. Look! Her big toe isn’t the biggest toe.”

by AdamCheats February 08, 2019

jiggly toe

A molos bro who likes to smack dabs and rip boof pack with loud pack Pepe. A humble dyke who never fazed. and his barrel doesn't show but JGT knows he a real barrel. Bagel toe is molos. Also occasionally drives to menarsquations.

Yo Jiggly toe, I finna nut

by Molos brahm November 08, 2018

boner toes

When your toes are have an erection so you can put on your shoes.

This morning i had boner toes

by Brooklyn mann January 08, 2018