by WhiteBoiNibba123 May 24, 2019
The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.
Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?
Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!
Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!
by sillygeese January 27, 2024
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The man who has always got yo couch. You walk in, and bam! he's already got yo couch. Just unfortunate, buddy. Don't ask him if he's also got yo crouch - he's got a wicked crouch. Very nasty to behold.
Person A: Oh jeez. Jerry's got yo couch again, Person B.
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)
by GotThatCouch November 11, 2017
a chic who could do something with themselves but opts for marathons of wheel of fortune, chain smoking and not seeing daylight for long stretches of time, but complains about being bored and having no friends online
that chic used to party ,but now she doesnt do shit but memorize the internet and watch gameshows! she really bloomed into a couch flower!
by yourmomsfb September 14, 2010
by poopei October 06, 2020
A couch rotter is one whos anus is inexplicable attracted to the seat of our couch. only to be removed for the brief longing of treats, snack,s or excretion. sleep is usually on the couch. scientists have hypothesized that the attraction of the anus to the sofa is due to: lack of funds, marijuana in conjunction with television, technically any activity, however most couchrotters have shown little to no motivation for accomplishments outside their arm reach.
person 1: hey person 2, want to do literally anything in the whole world you could ever imagine ever?
person 2: nah person 1 I'm good here on my couch.
person 1: whatever couch rotter.
person 2: nah person 1 I'm good here on my couch.
person 1: whatever couch rotter.
by yonyinn November 26, 2013