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Dirty Biscuits

You fuxk her in the ass and then cum into a biscuit and s/he eats it. Extra points if it’s a Red Lobster biscuit or have gravy/choc sauce.
Oh I had breakfast, we did dirty biscuits with left over Red Lobster biscuits this morning.
by GinanJuc November 1, 2023
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Lunar Biscuit

I was just about to pull my underwear up when some one walked in and startled me so bad that I had a lunar Biscuit.
by Boyd Crowder 69 April 16, 2019
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Biscuit Lifter

Work shy layabout / couch potato who's biggest exercise is eating biscuits
What does he do - he's a biscuit lifter
by En70 November 28, 2015
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biscuit race

When a group of guys jerk off into a biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat it
Hey chad wanna have a biscuit race ?
by Blahhhhhhhg December 18, 2019
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gave biscuit

To be 'given biscuit' is to be summarily rejected, usually in response to a confession of a romantic nature. The phrase usually indicates that one was not gently let down, but rather abruptly rejected without ceremony.
Karan: Did say she loved you back?
Teja: No, she gave biscuit
by arvind, he of cse February 26, 2011
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skimmin' biscuits

when you are occupied and you get a phone call but you don't want the caller to find out what you are doing.
eg. "can't talk right now i'm skimmin biscuits"
i was skimmin' biscuits last night, boayz
by wee tamuel October 14, 2008
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Smokey Biscuit

Usually poisonous and known to cause cancer, it is a chemical, herb, narcotic, or medicated substance packed into a cylindrical form that you light or inhale through smoking paraphernalia.
He pulled a smokey biscuit from behind his ear and placed it in his mouth. He searched for a lighter.

"Do you need a light?" she emerged with a lit match. The deliberate inversion of a subtle courtship signal was obvious, but an afterthought to the pang of addiction. Cupping his hands around the flame, he inhaled, deeply. "Thank you, so this is what it feels like to be a chick?"
She shook the flame from the match and tossed it in the ashtray.
Puffing in silence, their smoke thickened and curled around them like a wall of indifference. Eventually, she rubbed hers out with the toe of her red stiletto, he stamped out his, and they went back into the club.
by WiseCookie August 9, 2018
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