Baby Jake

Hail baby Jake
He was the creator of all
He built our civilisation

He is the expense of life
Hail our lord
Yogi yogi yaki we sing to him
Our hands raised in salute
His existance is unbreakable
Hail our lord
He comes to us through the prophet Adamo Bertacchi-Morroni
He speakers his word on our televisions
He shows us just some of his power
Hail Baby Jake
Yogi, yogi gia
HA!

Hail baby Jake
Yogi yogi yogi
Hail baby Jake
Yogi yogi yogi
Hail baby Jake

Yogi yogi yogi
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by I behind you March 17, 2019

soul baby

The connection Lady Ga Ga the zombie tranny and Clifford the hermaphrodite whore slut dog with a giant red rocket that gets all the bitches all the who died because of Oscar the grouch unplugging his kidneys and Abraham Lincoln fought vampiric confederates while Quincy Adams watched with his keystone light beer while riding a sea weasel ferret.

Damn that soul baby talk last nigh really opened me up to why Clifford being a whore makes sense.

by samuel L howard November 30, 2014

baby-smashing

"I have given suck, and know / How tender 'tis to love the babe that milks me: / I would, while it was smiling in my face, / Have plucked my nipple from his boneless gums, / And dashed the brains out, had I so sworn as you / Have done to this." -- Macbeth I.vii.54-59

If you break your word, I'm going baby-smashing on you.

by Shakespeare's Kids December 9, 2010

Baby Binker

A kid usually between the ages of 10-13 that is seriously annoying or clueless/oblivious to almost everything. A Baby Binker will try to act extremely older than they actually are.

13 y.o girl: I think it's about time I settle down into a serious relationship don't you think?
Older Sister: Absolutely not, you're a total Baby Binker!

by Tyty Shaw ; L.A.T August 26, 2012

Baby Tank

A woman, often a homemaker, whose main purpose is to reproduce on behalf of her husband or boyfriend.

I saw that Saudi man again shopping at Harrods with his four baby tanks today, each one wrapped up in their bed sheets and looking like they were about to pop.

by AYYFRON September 29, 2009

Baby Goulash

Having anal sex with a woman giving birth.

She had her kid last night, I gave her the ole Baby Goulash

by Chucky C December 7, 2009

Hush baby

noun - Term for an attractive male with whom one would have sex with, but no further attachment due to his low intellect.

"I don't think I can go out with him, he looks like a hush baby".

"I'm sick of dating intellects, tonight I'm looking for a hush baby".

"My last boyfriend was a serious 'hush baby', I need to meet someone with half a brain"

by Tray a day February 19, 2013