Recursive Strawman

A strawman by which you incorrectly characterise your opponent's argument as a strawman.

A: Trump has repeatedly demonstrated racially insensitive behavior

B: "Everyone I disagree with is Hitler."

A: That is a recursive strawman.

by ovusar December 7, 2020

chode straw

A ring-like (or straw-like) circular object that resembles a chode by being girthier than it is long

You could say that onion rings are chode straws

by Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh August 30, 2021

Human Straw

When a man is anally penetrating another man or woman while kissing them, he is using them as a straw to suck his own cock.

Hey, I wana suck my own cock but I’m not that flexible, can I fuck you and use you as a Human Straw

by Stranger that nobody cares for July 11, 2022

john straube

the kinda guy who laughs at his own jokes but its ok because theyre funny

hes laughing so hard at his own joke, such a john straube

by meeshmeeshk October 21, 2022

Life Straw

When you have a threesome with one girl and two dudes you ejaculate in the guy. You then proceed to suck out the nut butter and spit it into the woman cooter.

The other night we performed a life straw and now my wife’s pregnant..

by J and J productions April 3, 2023

missing the straw

That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust

Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"

by The Last Albino Gorilla June 8, 2017

play with straws

1. gay kid
2. weird kid
3. has problems
4. retarded

spencer, you play with straws.

by spencer kornspan December 15, 2017