Stressing Steve Syndrome

The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.

Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!

by MCleary November 17, 2009

ma nigga steve

n. A free-thinking, open-minded individual willing to cross the line of common tact in order to entertain or personally benifit others.

"work sure would be boring without ma nigga steve around."

by Hollywood February 1, 2005

Steve Carell

When the sex is so good you are unable to say comprehensible words.

I dicked my girl so hard she started going full Steve Carell

by Tillybear November 30, 2019

steve harvey'd

Verb. 3 syllables

1. When you incorrectly announce something as a winner
2. When you fuck up Majorly on National TV
Sny: Mariah Carrie'd
Ant: Beyonce'd

"The Oscars totally Steve Harvey'd when they said La La Land won best picture, instead of the superior Moonlight. :

by jjman446 February 27, 2017

steve-o tattoo

to get a tattoo of yourself on yourself.
named after steve-o of jackass.

did you see his steve-o tattoo

by tuperroesfeo November 2, 2008

going to steve's house

to leave an awesome party to give your mexican friend a blow job.

Bobby and Jose are going to steve's house.

by B-Beezy May 29, 2010

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs

When you're texting a perfect babe and then the iPhone's auto-correct kills the mood.

Victim: I wanna duck you in my parents ned. Tight cow.

Babe: ...?

Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.

by Vonnegut better. September 5, 2013