stand up and be counted

Stand up and be counted, show the world that youre a man!
Stand up and be counted and join the Ku Klux Klan!
We are a sacred brotherhood, who love our country too.
We always can be counted on, when there's a job to do.
We serve our homeland day and night, to keep it always free.
Proudly wear our robes of White, protecting liberty.

Stand up and be counted, show the world that you're a man!

by someguythatsignedup December 30, 2023

Rexplode's Last Stand

I KNOW! THE CLIPS ARE EVERYWHERE! THAT SHIT WAS HARDCORE!

Hym "I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! REXPLODE'S LAST STAND! OH MY GOD! IT'S TOO SOON! I thought he would be around until the Annihilatrix guys showed up! TRAGIC! And he legit kills a Mark! The power scaling on that is insane! I didn't know he could 'force a draw' there! Glorious!"

by Hym Iam March 22, 2025

Stand Back and Stand By

A call to arms for all bukakke experts and those acquainted with swallowing Santorum to stand behind their fearless leader and give him a reach around here and there.

“Proud Boys, stand back and stand by...”

by FantiRaider September 30, 2020

alum night stand

A one night stand with someone from your old high school or college.

Dude I had alum night stand with Courtney when I went home over thanksgiving.

by TdaddytroubleTroy February 27, 2016

Keg-Stand

A drinking activity in which the participant is propped on top of a seated keg in a handstand-like position and must drink as much of the alcohol from the keg as he can before he is out of breath from drinking without breathing or those supporting him can no longer support his weight.

Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.

Damien took a two minute keg-stand and his face went purple.

Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.

by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017

Swedish Stand-Off

When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.

- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal

by the shy pee-er December 18, 2017

One Mind Stand

Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.

Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.

Rob: Tell me about it.

Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.

Rob: Total one mind stand.

by C.O.B. December 7, 2011