son

a gift from God

I have two sons

by ~s.brooke March 10, 2021

son of a fudge

a safer way to say son of a bitch

guy: you son of a fudge!

by chreesus jist March 29, 2021

emilia the son of jesus

emilia the son of jesus is one of a kind, they r born out of a cows udders and are very rare they also worship pitbull

emilia the son of jesus came out of a cows udder
emilia the son of jesus was going out

by ava poo brain🐴deez nuts‼️🥜 April 15, 2021

National Teach your sons day

National reach your sons day is celebrated on April 24th, instead of national rape day, it’s national teach your sons day

Hey it’s national teach your sons day! Time to remind my son how to respect women

by THaNoS jeevanos April 19, 2021

SON-BURNED

GIVEN UP, SOLD OUT, HANDED IN,INFORMED ON BY A MALE CHILD OF YOUR OWN.

COPPERS CAME WITH A WARRANT THE OTHER DAY AND I TRIED TO ESCAPE BUT I GOT SON-BURNED......

by FRAGMASTER2 April 23, 2021

Jack(son) shit

Slang: vulgar (British, used exclusively by the Jackson clan)

Nothing at all.

Affronted person: What's wrong with you?
Felicity: Jack(son) shit!

by A-concerned-citizen April 27, 2021

Mystery Son

A game in which three males ejaculate into separate cups, and three females have to randomly choose a cup and turkey-baster it into their vagina. 9 months later, the females have to guess which male spawned their newborn child.

"Hey Kerri! How about you and Jasmine and Bella join John and Kyle and I for a game of Mystery Son this afternoon!"
"Sounds like a plan! Hope I get you!"

by FanOfGenitals November 5, 2012