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My Son

(Noun) A title applied to a stranger when people-watching, said to a fellow people-watcher without subject’s knowledge to indicate subject’s presence is a caricature of the moment that is endearing, comical, or otherwise entertaining.
“That guy with a 2 foot mustache and a monocle sitting on the ground at the bus stop and staring into a puddle- It’s my son!”

“That family next table over at this Waffle House - they’re ALL crosseyed. My sons!”

“Yo he looks like Santa Claus. My son!”

“Look over there, it’s my son!’
by Misghelli September 19, 2023
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son

Male who was generated by her mother and conceived by her father.
by Sonyc September 22, 2023
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son kink

a kink where you romantically/sexually find it nice to take care of your boyfriend. nurturing and disciplining him like he’s your own son. most people who have this find attraction to younger guys.
guy: dude my gf keeps treating me like her son.

guy2: yeah…she definitely has a Son Kink
by mastymanz1736 September 23, 2023
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sonned

Indicates that SOMEONE has fucked someone else and got a son out of it. Not to mistake with To Doughter
A: "Did you know that shakespear SONNED just one time?"
B: "No! So he actually doughtered 2 times? Amazing!"
by NeekoKun02 September 27, 2023
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Son

Hi Son
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Giant Son

Guy 1: dime a dozen whore
Guy 2: giant son
by BigDog92 November 25, 2021
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SON

What's the definition of "son"?

The worst friend ever !
by Dwight895 November 25, 2021
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