Social Smoker

Someone who only smokes when the cigarettes are yours.

A: You have a spare cig?
B: I didn't realise you smoked?
A: I don't really, I'm just a social smoker.
B: If I say I'm a social drinker will you pay for my beer?

by Pcorb August 18, 2015

Popping Pink Smoke

See "Popping Smoke," Popping pink smoke is military slang for shamming out of one's duties to pursue vaginal intercourse.

PFC: So are we actually going to PMCS all these vehicles today?
SPC: Hells No! I'm popping pink smoke, my wife is trying to have another kid.

by PFCBedroomEyes November 18, 2010

smoked irishman

From Liverpool.. another word for a Black Man...

'yeah he's a smoked irishman'

by Tremolo February 22, 2004

smoke stack

When ones butt cheaks are tightly pressed and flatulance is released. The resulting crevace functions as a vent upward for the rising flatulance.

"I was sittin in class and I couldn't squeeze this monster fart out, I just had to pull the old smoke stack."

by Iamthestallionmang May 18, 2005

Corporate Smoke Show

Used to describe a office babe who clearly likes to do stuff and would still be considered a 9-10 outside the office. A corporate smoke show has a super model body and is dressed to a Tee (clearly financed by a millionaire husband or daddy). This phrase should not be used for any office talent, but reserved for the classy bitch in legal that is clearly out of your league.

"My fucking GOD! Did you see that babe?"

"Where? there's office talent all over this convention."

"Office talent? these hoes are ratchets compared to this broad, a God damn corporate smoke show!"

by Bruh Bruh November 8, 2013

this guy is a total cock smoker

The words uttered by Josh Homme on the live QOTSA cd, a recording of a show in london. It is refereing, in this case, to a man in the crowd wearing a white long sleaved t shirt, who, for unknown reasons, Josh doesnt like.
It can also be used as a discriptive tool, to discribe some one you dont like, or think is a cock smoker.

Guy one: "That guy is a total cock smoker!"
Guy two: "I know, he killed my cay"

Guy one: Pointing to man in crowd "This guy is a total cock smoker"
Crowd: Throws shit at guy.

by Pestilence7171 August 29, 2008

smoke grass

Slang for smoking weed.

Made big by Everlast in "I Get By" when he says -- "I smoke grass, drink a little win, Watch a little tube, try to kill a little time"

by alcohol3999 February 3, 2012