Smurfed

When a girl realises that the guy has a smaller dick then she thought

‘Dylan proper smurfed me ya know!?’

by Papi-smurf1234 September 11, 2020

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Smurf’s foot

An infection so bad on your foot that it turns blue

Damn, Chelsea has Smurf’s foot and should probably see a doctor so she can save the limb.

by Bergy Big Shlong September 15, 2020

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Smurfed

While using a porta-potty, the blue water splashes up on your ass.

I just got smurfed in the porta-potty.

by Skinflick October 29, 2020

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When someone - who is of fairly high level in a video game, often an FPS - creates another account because they need to flex on people who are just starting the game. Or they want easy some exp and loot boxes.

Person A: "Wait, last time we played, Person C was bronze level?"
Person B: "Yeah. This is their smurf account. They want more loot boxes and achievement unlocks."
Person A: "Huh. What's the point in that if it's not their main account?"
Person B: "Not a clue."

by dysflexia November 13, 2020

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Smurf

a Zombie labeler, a clone, someone that tells you gossip and comments and watches you with their third camera eye and tries to get you selfconscious in a evil way as to block you from creatively being yourself...Minions of the New world Order , they are the base of the new "piramids" and they are dividing everyone and propagating hate for humanity. thei are basically bio survaillence cameras with a mouth, they were tought by their trapped system to be Sodomistic to others....

as a group, they are mental chaos and cannot be defeated by a single person telling comebacks....

"Cannot escape the big shroom, smurf!"

by NIU Davinci September 25, 2020

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