Eternal Sleep

You've risen beyond normal rest. This is the highest form of existence, yet you found it's nothing but pain. Eternal sleep is forever... I'm so sorry, I didn't want it to be this way. Please forgive me. God help your mortal soul.

Friend: "Yo my G what you doing tonight?"
Me: "Eternal Sleep, my time has come."
Friend: "What? you good?"
Me: "I'm sorry, goodbye."

by CommunistGaben_ September 6, 2020

Sleep Twerking

The act of expressing ones self unknowingly during slumber.

"Damn Sue, I woke up this morning with 100 ones in my underwear. I must of been sleep twerking last night."

by Laurence Tibbits April 27, 2014

The sleeping barber

When the bush is to thick and u have to trim HARD, while she's asleep. Then finish the deal.

When she went to bed she was bushly and angry...she awoke silky smooth...thanks to the sleeping barber;)

by The Demon Barber September 2, 2009

sleeping with the homies

a way of saying that you are "having sex" more specifically "a threesome"

Is sleeping with the homies gay?

by kdefinitions March 14, 2020

sleep-jamming

v. The dancing of an extremely tired, nearly asleep concert-goer, though nodding off the person continues to move to the music.

Common at music festivals due to sleep deprivation, and hours of standing.

Did you see Todd sleep-jamming at the Umphrey's concert? He was loving it.

by sauter January 28, 2008

Sleeping card

When you text/call someone and they hit you up the next day and or later that day with "I was asleep" when you hit me up earlier/last night etc.

Ex. 1)

Bry: Hey girl can you work tomorrow for Brandi she is sick.

JoJo: "Opens phone reads texts" oh I don't feel like replying I'll just "wake up late tomorrow" & tell her I just got her text.

Jojo: Hey girl I was asleep when you sent that/called, I would have worked for her though IF I would have known!

Ex. 2)

Just got off phone with this person or you saw that their bitch ass tweeted and or posted something on FB.

(10:22) Shan: Hey girl are you still coming over?

Kara: ___________________

(11:04) Shan: um so call me and don't use the "I'm sleeping card" with me, I just saw your tweet! Stop faking!

by Miss SLS April 24, 2011

Sleeping Bag

When a man, after a rigorous regimen of scrotum stretching, takes his elongated scrotum and rolls it up and places it into the anus of a woman during coitus. Akin to a shocker, only performed by your genitals instead of your hand.

After I spent months of stretching out my ball sack daily with complete and utter dedication, I went down to the sigma chi sorority and sleeping bagged a few hussies.

by HoHo Merry Xmas! December 22, 2009