Jessica Simpson

Female who pretends to be stupid for attention and high ratings.

I find it appauling that girls think you have to pull a Jessica Simpson to be noticed.

by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

simp

a male or female that is diminished by society to think that treating your s/o respectfully is a wuss way to show affection. people use the term bro’s before hoes but the s/o is not a hoe and is in fact a very important person in their life, they should not be put down for knowing how to treat a human like they should be in a healthy relationship.

i’m not a simp for treating them right

by alyssashav05 August 16, 2020

ashlee simpson

The ugly, surgically enhanced Simpson sister who dropped the whole "I'm as hardcore as Avril Lavigne" thing when she realized no one was buying it, not even little 11 yr olds.

Ashlee Simpson is so hardcore I cut my wrists when I listen to her.

by Angelacia May 14, 2007

pimpin' not simpin'

Being emotionally unavailable and preventing yourself from catching feelings. Not getting hurt by these hoes, instead having control and pulling these hoes.

Man after Emily broke my heart imma start pimpin' not simpin' for these hoes.

by coochiepower19 August 21, 2020

Simp King

Kole

Is your name Kole? Because you are a Simp King.

by 50ShadesofRae May 20, 2020

Natalya Simonova

1. The Bond girl in the James Bond film Goldeneye (1995) played by Izabella Scorupco

2. Any character who irritatingly gets in the way of your fire in a First-Person Shooter, who needs constant protection and help from you.

In Half-Life 2, in the chapter Anticitizen One, Alyx Vance was being such a Natalya Simonova.

by byzantinechild July 8, 2006

Simphülory

The art of stating the obvious, incorrectly

This project plan is loaded with Simphülory

by BringingitEuroStyle March 17, 2010