Tossed Paper Salad

When your going down on a girl and go for the "brown eye" and discover balled up pieces of toilet paper stuck in the hair.

last night I was waiting for dinner so my girl served me a tossed paper salad for an appetizer

by Catochi3 January 8, 2008

Sabid

The best in the world in whatever he does

Man 1: Wow how did you do that impossible thing?

Man 2: I AM SABID

by Ultimate Rebel January 13, 2018

Choke & spit my salad

This is basically a reaction to reading something very funny whilst in the act of manually pleasuring oneself. This can ultimately lead to a person only being able to achieve orgasm whilst laughing.

I saw a funny picture whilst flicking through Playboy and it caused me to choke & spit my salad.

by Gripper January 5, 2006

Golden Tossed Salad

When a person is getting their ass hole licked and starts pissing all over their parter and their partner continues to perform anal eating.

"I was licking my girlfriends butt hole and then she just started peeing all over me, i just kept going."
"Dude you just had a golden tossed salad!"

by Booger Blaster May 1, 2010

That's What Bella Said

Close to the term: That's what she said, but is singled out by it's ability to fit with the main character in the Twilight series, Mary-Sue- I mean- Bella Swan.

Person 1: It's so big and shiny!
Person 2: That's what Bella said.

by Lollicake July 18, 2010

salada

a play on words taken from 'seeya-later'

bob: time to go, goodnight friend o mine
me: SALADA!

by bob_mcgee May 18, 2008

Upper Deck Salad Shooter

The act of taking an Alli or other diet pill, going out and eating a meal with a high fat content (which anyone who has taken an Alli knows this gives you the instant runs) and then emptying your runny bowels in the toilet tank instead of the bowl. Usually an act of revenge.

That fag Keith has stood me up for breakfast two weeks in a row. I'm going to pick up some Alli and Upper Deck Salad Shooter his downstairs bathroom.

by Sue_Ellen December 9, 2008