fuck me sideways with a spoon

An exclamation used when things are completely screwed, or to express surprise at something.

Staff member: Dude, the fryers are on fire.
Manager: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!

Boy: I have herpes.
Girl: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!
Boy: I'll have to from now on ...

by Scutha January 18, 2008

Spooned my own tits

When one has fallen foul to a simple mistake of their own making, to great consequence.

Oh no, I just gave away my last can of spam and now I have none! I have really Spooned my own tits.

by Mon-Yat October 2, 2018

spoiled silver spoon syndrome

Usually a wealthy child that has no knowledge of history or of consequences. Verbally spews whatever is currently popular with no understanding of it’s meaning.

Her knowledge of Socialism comes directly from her spoiled silver spoon syndrome, she hasn’t a clue.

by Yanga August 18, 2020

spoon fed ninja turtle

Used to describe someone who has a fuck up that only a dumbass could have.

friend: i dropped my Nintendo into the toilet while taking a humongous shit!

you: your a spoon fed ninja turtle.

by k!mmyh3d-69 October 20, 2021

1 Man 2 Spoon

A very disturbing video of a man taking his eye out of his sockets with a spoon.
The man puts the spoon into his eye socket and takes it out.

dude1: Did you heard of 1 Man 2 Spoon
dude2: No
dude1: Search it up
dude2: HOLY CRAP

by 8408 :D June 19, 2021

big momma spoon whip

when a big momma asults you with her over sized wooden spoon

big momma whipped me with her spoon

by oren November 6, 2004

kill me with a rusty spoon

when something frustrating or annoying is happening u will say something like "KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!"

LILLY: omg guuurrrrrllll like im such a basic white betch!!!
ME: KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME,,AMSFNS March 30, 2017