Snatch Hatch

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I was trying to spit game on Jason tonight but that cunt Suzy stepped in and told him I've got the stank puss. Then she hooked up with him. What a snatch hatch!

by Taeil Kim December 8, 2007

cactus snatch

noun. a female reproductive organ which fails to properly function due to elderly age, or wear and tear; conditions of said reproductive organ may also be excessively dry, barren, or decrepit like cacti.

Because Gertrude had a cactus snatch, she had to contract a surrogate mother to carry her unborn child.

by Norah The Explorer September 16, 2009

Snatch

another term for vagina

why does my snatch burn when i pee?

by emosexy101 August 28, 2009

bitcher snitcher

a person that calls the cops on his/her friends because they played a joke on that person and that person was such a bitch about it that they snitched on them.

"... mann we sure punked chris brown last night, and you know what that bitcher snitcher did? he called the cops on us.

by james j fisher January 21, 2009

Swollen Snatch

A time at which you must take advantage of the snatch or can also be caused by abuse of the snatch

"After I was finished with Kelly, she was rubbing my semem out of her swollen snatch."

by Formula June 6, 2005

Snitchy

A word used to express displeasure, dissapointment, discomfort or disgust at anything or anyone.

Derived from snitch, a universally hated type of person.

Example 1:

Person A: Sup man?

Person B: Not so good, this week's been really Snitchy.

Person A: How so?

Person B: My girlfreind been acting like a bitch lately. and on top of that, my computer's hard drive got corrupted.

Person A: Aww, that's fucking Snitchy dude!

Person B: Really Snitchy!

Example 2:

Person A: Hey, wanna go get some McD's?

Person B: Nah, that place is snitchy. It gives me bad vibes.

by CosmicMonkey January 1, 2011

snitches

persons that report the illegal activities of other persons to the authorities, causing them disfavor in the eyes of those persons and their friends and pretty much anyone else whos not an asshole

ima fuck up those snitches that called the 5-0 when we were candyflippin at that party

by risewiththesmoke February 11, 2009