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Santa

A creepy man that dose cokecaine on your childs willy on the 24th of december and then sleeps with your sister
Mom whats santa

Santa is a very creepy man
by Secret puma December 2, 2023
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santa

a big fat red and white dude that delivers billions of presents overnight
oh wow its santa!
by caligulove68 December 4, 2023
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blue santa hat

a hat only faggots and lesbians wear.
“OMG! did you see Eva wearing the blue santa hat? she looks so dumb!!”
“I know!!!!”
by pasha63 December 7, 2023
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Blue Santa

When one strangles their penis and testicles at the base, causing their member to turn blue - then taking your sack and throwing it up over the top of your shaft. This is referred to as a Blue Santa.
"Brian got drunk at the work Christmas party again, after one too many fireball shots he showed pulled his pants down and showed the entire office his Blue Santa!"
by D Kay December 18, 2023
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Metal Santa

Only the one and only master of the bass guitar Tom Araya (note metal Santa is only a term used after he got his kickass beard)
by Mr-big-nobb November 14, 2018
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Santa

This fatass pedophile who has been looking at all ya life even when u is naked and in the shower 'don't be naughty' what does he mean hmmm? Ho ho ho
Girl:I think I saw Santa looking at me in the shower last night

Girl 2:santa is such a fat ass bitch
by Thiccerthanasniccer November 17, 2018
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Santa’s Svedka Challenge

If you find less that half a 750mL bottle of svedka any time after thanksgiving, you must get on your knee and chug the rest of the bottle. When you finish drunking you take off your shirt and run through the hall yelling YAHOOO.
Oh my god Josh just did Santa’s Svedka Challenge that was wild.”
Holy shit do you think hes gonna puke?”
by Nathan Crosby November 30, 2018
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