When I was a little kid, I lived the life of Riley, enshrouded in my own little world of delightful oblivion with others to care for my needs and wants.

life of Riley by Miss Julie June 28, 2006

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to Joe Riley

to shag, rape, coerce, persuade, harass or sexually intimidate in any other way, a member of the opposite sex. This is usually done through persistent sexual suggestions and, on occasion, exposure. The longer such an action is ignored, the more fervent the action becomes until sexual congress is achieved.

Variant: A Joe Riley. Sexual enthusiast or deviant.

There was this girl last night, at first she wasn't that up for it, but in the end I managed to Joe Riley her!

to Joe Riley by theJoeRileySurvivalAlliance November 28, 2010

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Charles Nelson Riley

1. Person: The person that defeated Chuck Norris according to a scene in the Weird Al Yankovic video "CNR".

2. Person: The current successor to / of Chuck Norris. This is further supported by the fact that the abbreviation "CNR" (see below) resembles the initials of Chuck Norris "CN".

3. Abbreviation/Acronym: CNR - A person whose awesomeness defies logic, performing feats at least on par, or exceeding that of Chuck Norris as detailed in the "Chuck Norris Facts" series.

Noun - "Whose awesomeness came first: Charles Nelson Riley or Chuck Norris?"

Noun - "If Charles Nelson Riley killed Chuck Norris in fiction, but is himself dead in real while Chuck Norris is not; then who is really more awesome?"

Metaphor - "Dude, don't make me go CNR on your sorry soul!!!"

Charles Nelson Riley by Sir Ector April 30, 2010

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