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Retard O'clock

A special time, typically from around 9pm to midnight when you and your group of buddies start to laugh uncontrollably at the most stupid of jokes, obscure references and even ambient noises happening around you.

This mostly occurs when hanging out in a stressful or tiring environment (work, convention, birthday etc)

Typically, retard o'clock will get to a climax when ultimately, something will cause everyone to cry with laughter - equally as dumb as everything else uttered - for a few minutes straight, with some people possibly vacating company in order to isolate the chained laughter.The reason for what initially caused you all to laugh in the first place will be immediately forgotten.
I can't even believe that could be that funny, I had to run out of the room crying... and I don't even remember why. Must be Retard O'clock. It's way too late.
by FishyB November 8, 2010
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retard porn

Noun: 1. Pornographic movies or pictures depicting individuals who have mental retardation (e.g. Down syndrome, cerebral palsy, etc.) having sex and performing various sexual acts.

2. Really funny/fucked up shit.
Dude #1: Shit bro, what's wrong with that porn slut's eyes...they're all cross-eyed and shit.

Dude #2: Na, that's normal, it's retard porn.

Dude #1: Man that's fucked up. The dude's slapping the back of her head and screaming like a howler monkey.
by Ryan Mor February 9, 2012
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hardcore retarded

A situation, instance, individual, something that is mentally retarded to the next power or to the extreme.
by s__money May 19, 2008
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hillbilly retard

by TMr July 4, 2005
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Social Retard

Person who is having or showing a lack of desire, social education, manners or up-brining to respect time/polite gestures/friendship/companionship/welfare of another members of the human society.
Alex is a social retard who changed his mind and cancelled a date 5 minutes before the dinner.
by OB84Social May 25, 2010
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Retarded Ejaculation

During masturbation when about to blow your load a completely disgusting image pops into your head. Your load merely dribbles down the sides of your dick.
Josh- I was jacking off last night and all of a sudden i pictured Rosie O'Donnell's naked body.... i had a Retarded Ejaculation
by my pet tit August 28, 2011
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Sexy Retarded

Sexy Retarded

1) Very good, pleasurable, awesome, sweet, win

2) Very bad, annoying, stupid, lame, fail
"The graphics in that game are sexy retarded!"

"Dude, sit down, quit being sexy retarded"
by JonnyMenace January 5, 2009
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