relationship barbie

A relationship barbie is a person who thoroughly enjoys single life, but when they enter a relationship they become all-in, picture-perfect significant other.

- "He used to be such a man whore, but ever since he met Angela he's been a model boyfriend"

- "He's such a relationship barbie"

by HLS1215 September 19, 2013

relationshits

Problems that come with being with another person.

I just found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me with my mother. That's relationshits for you.

by bigfo55 May 11, 2014

Relationship sandwiched

When both of your best friends are in relationships but you are still single.

I can't believe Jenny got a boyfriend and Hannah has one too they're my best friends and I'm still single! I hate being relationship sandwiched!

by Absterline June 23, 2014

Relationshit

(adjective) Used to describe a Relationship that has soured up completely

Person 1: "I heard Martin and Tisha are going to take their relationship to the next level"
Person 2: "Nah, the whole thing went relationshit"

by Kibztiano Leonaldo July 8, 2014

Relationship high

When someone is so happy in a relationship they go and make a def. in urban dictionary about the other person in the relationship

Ex: Jane- an awesome girl any guy would sleep with

Guy 1:man look at that jane
Guy 2:wow she's nice
Guy 1:I'll do anything to get her

Man Kevin is so relationship high. He's made like 4 posts on urban dictionary named after Jane!

by Ftw2 August 8, 2014

relationship goggles

Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.

bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?

bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles

see also post-relationship regret

by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014

Relationshit

Relationship where nothing goes as planned or as you expected it to. I.E as it does in the movies.

"He got you cleaning supplies for your anniversary?" ..... "Yes, Welcome to my relationshit"

by blondiebabex0x May 20, 2015