Pristontale

^ i added that one fuckers oh yeah #|2 fuckers oh yeah i own your face

by Jotka August 30, 2003

prissy

someone who can't handle and take care of them selves.

OMG she's so prissy needing everyone else all the time.

by english 101 April 6, 2016

prison artist

To use a magazine to hold blood, feces, and semen. Then to paint a red, brown, and white portrait on your cell mate's chest.

I became a true prison artist the day I ate enough blue fruit roll-ups to paint an American flag on Robbie's chest.

by TheGoldenDancer February 18, 2010

prison shoes

an insult/roast used on someone wearing light up sketchers, or some other trash shoes. if they happen to be wearing yeezys or some other expensive shoe, this insult is ineffective. this insult immediately obliterates your opponent if they aren't wearing expensive shoes.

HAHAHAH LOOK YOU GOT PRISON SHOES ON HAHA PRISON SHOES

by Christopher anthony barbara November 28, 2018

Prison Pudding

The act of collecting semen that has collected in the drains of prison showers at the end of the day, placing it into a bowl and consuming it by yourself or with friends.

Enrique: Ey ese you want to grab some prison pudding after lights out?
Jeff: No Enrique! Last time we went for prison pudding the others wanted us to share.

Enrique: Fine then holmes. More for me!

by Pussydestroyer_xX_Xx August 20, 2021

Kitty Prison

1. Kitty Prison is covering a person or a cats face when they've done something wrong as a punishment.

2. A forced external facepalm.

I caught my girlfriend cheating, so I put that bitch in kitty prison.

by Mr. Dr. Kitty MD November 3, 2012

Colorado Springs Prison Facility

An institution based on the side of a mountain in Colorado Springs where inmates take part in soaring and athletic events. At first glance this institution is an all male facility but a closer look will reveal that nearly 25% of inmates are females. DNA testing is the only method to determine this fact.

Fact: The largest sausage fest in the world has taken part at the Colorado Springs Prison Facility but is known by another name, Basic Training.

by Scorewith74 March 10, 2009