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Pine pooning

My wife and i like to go pine pooning in the woods while camping.
by Mjhalleman July 22, 2016
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poon platoon

a name given to a guy's group of side chicks.
He asked me to be friends with benefits.... more like "will you join my poon platoon?"
by swamarama11 August 1, 2016
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Poon Slap

The act of completely destroying somebody figuratively or literally slapping someone with/or in the vagina
I beat that idiot in dodgeball by so much that I poon slapped his ass.
When I was fucking her she wanted me to fist her so I poon slapped her.
by poonslapper6969 December 13, 2016
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pitty poon

When a girl feels bad for you so she gives you poontang
"Aw, he asked me out and i rejected him im gonan give him some pitty poon"
by Blayne Bowen December 20, 2016
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poon manure

The pile of feminine hygiene products found in the bathroom trashcan, usually from a group of female coworkers or classmates synchronizing menstruation.
Careful not to tear that bag when you change it. The girls in accounting have been spending too much time together and left us a lot of poon manure.
by JanitorFromShlubs January 23, 2016
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Poon.

(n.) A vagina
Dorothy's poon. is wet
by poonmaster654 March 22, 2016
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Poon

1. Poon: A pussy
2. Poon: Goofy

I call people Poon Squad Leaders Poon Mascots Poon Gang Poon Ass Boyz or Girlz Poon Ass Nigga Poon Squad Poon Punes Poon Face Poon Mentality Fucken Poon Ignorant Poon
I asked my boss for a raise but he being a poon right now!

The captin of the team is acting like a Poon Squad Leader; with his leadership in Poonism! Lmfao
by jamaculent June 24, 2019
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