When a guy knows he has messed up so bad that his girlfriend might break up with him so he pops the question to hook her in deeper in hopes she won't leave him.
Girl, we all know that engagement is a panic proposal, they been together four years and he knows his side chick is pregnant.
That dick thought I didn't know about those other girls! Can you believe he tried a panic proposal when I told him we were done?!
That dick thought I didn't know about those other girls! Can you believe he tried a panic proposal when I told him we were done?!
by Scarpatchy May 2, 2019
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Terry: Jesus fuck man!
James: What’s wrong?!
Terry: My fucking penis has been drinking again.
James: Consider rehab for that penicoholic shit in your pants.
*penis at rehab*
“hi, i’m terry’s abnormally small penis and i’m an alcoholic.”
James: What’s wrong?!
Terry: My fucking penis has been drinking again.
James: Consider rehab for that penicoholic shit in your pants.
*penis at rehab*
“hi, i’m terry’s abnormally small penis and i’m an alcoholic.”
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Ponic
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• Ponicy Lynch
• Police
• panic! at the disco
• panic
• Police Brutality
• Police Officer
• panic attacks
Commonly given by a company or place of business to the men and women in law enforcement, EMS, and firefighters
i.e first responders
As a thank you for the service they do.
i.e first responders
As a thank you for the service they do.
by TheJew2k September 25, 2019
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by epicgamer69420ree October 15, 2019
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Often hated by drug addicts or teenagers who are 14 years old and are already drinking vodka.
Often hated by drug addicts or teenagers who are 14 years old and are already drinking vodka.
—“The police just confiscated all of my drugs, they’re a bunch of retards”
+”That’s what you get for being a drug addict.”
+”That’s what you get for being a drug addict.”
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-the feeling of mistakes made the previous evening that are not yet clear.
-the feeling of mistakes made the previous evening that are not yet clear.
Man, I knew better than to go to the strip club with those dudes the night before my mom flew in. The birds were chirping the next day and I straight Panicwoke.
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