A penis with a drinking problem.
Terry: Jesus fuck man!
James: What’s wrong?!
Terry: My fucking penis has been drinking again.
James: Consider rehab for that penicoholic shit in your pants.
*penis at rehab*
“hi, i’m terry’s abnormally small penis and i’m an alcoholic.”
James: What’s wrong?!
Terry: My fucking penis has been drinking again.
James: Consider rehab for that penicoholic shit in your pants.
*penis at rehab*
“hi, i’m terry’s abnormally small penis and i’m an alcoholic.”
by Konfuzjoni_ May 20, 2019
Me: sup man I heard you're a bisexuwhale.
Jim: yeah man!
Or
Zoo keeper: omg amira get off ... you're such a bisexuwhale
Amira the whale: *whistles in bisexuwhale*
Jim: yeah man!
Or
Zoo keeper: omg amira get off ... you're such a bisexuwhale
Amira the whale: *whistles in bisexuwhale*
by Konfuzjoni_ March 11, 2018