Ugly ass little girls who try and take yo shit and steal everyone’s attention, they try to ruin take away your relationships with the people you’re closest with, give zero fucks about anyone but themselves and just wanna hoe around. These are typically girls I hate the most and have no interest in, they are extremely ugly and have NO HEART, and only talk to you when a nigga taken and you jus wanna slap da bitch
by Jazzy0355 February 06, 2019
something left behind by small orphans when they try to pick your pockets and find no money, they leave this behind so that there may be evidence of their existence as they are not normally noticed by people as no one cares about them.
by tehchaos August 15, 2011
When one person sends multiple paragraph messages to another individual via social media, text messages, emails, etc., when the individual is ignoring that person or not responding in a timely matter.
The girlfriend sent her boyfriend a pocket novel when he would not respond back to her timley about whatever she felt was important at the moment.
Pocket Novel: When a bitch hit me up with that bullshit and it’s longer than a beached turd.
Pocket Novel: When a bitch hit me up with that bullshit and it’s longer than a beached turd.
by Bonqeusha July 15, 2018
by roooby May 04, 2017
A pocket sized kite, sold through an infomercial, that is changing the lives of success minded individuals worldwide!
I was at the club and was getting rejected left and right. I never thought I'd score with these hot young babes. I thought I might be getting old or had just lost my touch! But when I took out my pocket kite the ladies took notice! I soon had a beautiful woman on each arm and a pocket full of phone numbers and a full date calendar. They told me the pocket kite looks so natural, you can't even tell it's not my real kite. Pocket kite, thank you for giving me back my mojo!
by Jebblebbles March 03, 2008
Mike: "Dubie, I'm goin' to pocket bartender you in the dick."
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"
by DubDiesel January 30, 2009
When your smartphone screen doesn't turn off and you accidentally send a text or pic to someone from your pocket or purse.
by Amanda Nicole Romanach October 15, 2015