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Where you cook alfredo for your date but you pre-coat the pan with your jizz marinated for a week. Then you start intercourse and insert it into her pussy while she screams “It burns!” Then you turn on crazy rap by digbar and hungry unicorn each other.
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A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.
Signature Behaviors:
Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006
Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him
Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls
Gets mad when women don’t flirt back
Believes showering is optional but sex is a right
Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)
Symptoms Include:
Thinking his penis still has a fan base
Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you
Bragging about sex he’s not having
Fearing accountability more than jail
How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.
Signature Behaviors:
Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006
Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him
Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls
Gets mad when women don’t flirt back
Believes showering is optional but sex is a right
Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)
Symptoms Include:
Thinking his penis still has a fan base
Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you
Bragging about sex he’s not having
Fearing accountability more than jail
How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
“He’s not just a deadbeat — he’s a Creep Creeping Past Expiration.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
by Roxx Farron June 6, 2025
Get the Creep Creeping Past Expiration mug.The specific difficulty of verifying "memories" or regressions of past lives. Even when details are shockingly accurate (like a child naming a forgotten historical figure), alternative explanations (cryptomnesia—subconsciously remembered information, genetic memory, or sheer coincidence) are often more parsimonious than accepting discarnate consciousness. The evidence sits in a maddening gray zone: too precise to easily dismiss, but never quite airtight enough to force a paradigm shift.
*Example: "During hypnosis, she described a 19th-century farmhouse in perfect detail, down to the willow tree that was cut down in 1887. The hard problem of past lives? We found the records; the farm existed. But we also found a popular painting of that exact farm from 1905 in a book she'd definitely seen as a child. Was it a memory, or a memory of a memory?"*
by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026
Get the Hard Problem of Past Lives mug.Zooming in further: if these are genuine memories, where and in what form were they stored between biological deaths? What is the medium of this storage? If consciousness is a product of the brain, it dies with it. If it's non-local, how does it interface with a new, distinct brain to produce specific, sensorimotor recollections? The problem isn't just proving they exist, but explaining the how in a way that doesn't break known neuroscience.
Example: "The boy's vivid 'memory' of dying as a pilot involved the specific smell of burning engine oil. The hard problem of past life memories: even if we accept a soul, how does a non-physical entity 'remember' a purely physical sensation like smell, and then encode that memory into the new, different neural architecture of a toddler's brain?"
by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026
Get the Hard Problem of Past Life Memories mug.The metaphysical framework positing that consciousness continues after death and has lived before birth—that each soul has a history stretching back through multiple incarnations and a future stretching forward through multiple afterlives. In this theory, death is not an end but a transition—a passage from one state of being to another. Birth is not a beginning but a continuation—the entry of an ancient soul into a new body. The afterlife is not one destination but many, depending on the soul's state, development, and choices. Past lives are not curiosities but influences—shaping present talents, fears, relationships, and challenges. This theory explains why some children remember previous lives, why some fears seem inexplicable (they're from other lives), and why justice often seems delayed (it operates across lives, not within one). It's the framework for those who experience life as a chapter, not the whole book.
Example: "He met someone and felt immediate recognition—not romantic, just familiar, as if they'd known each other before. Afterlife and Past Lives Theory explained it: they had known each other before, in another life, another context. The recognition was real, just not of this life. The connection deepened, built on layers of history neither fully remembered but both somehow felt."
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