Pine pooning

Intercourse in the woods while camping or boondocking.

My wife and i like to go pine pooning in the woods while camping.

by Mjhalleman July 22, 2016

poon ninja

Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.

Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 27, 2013

Poon Tycoon

A Poon is someone who is both charming highly attractive, and effortlessly attracts women. This often leads to jealousy among his male counter parts due to his success and monopoly on women in his area.

Person 1: hey dude, what's your body count?
Tycoon: well what's yours?
Person 1: 4
Tycoon: that's cute, 14
Person 2: No shot!
Tycoon: mother fucker, I'm a Poon Tycoon

by The Pain train July 6, 2024

poon or noop

'poonornoop' is a game in which two or more people observe passers by or discuss mutual acquaintances and debate whether they would have sex with that person or not. 'Poon' and 'Noop' are codewords for 'yes' and 'no'. This is so that if the subject being judged is nearby they will not know they are being talked about. There are two levels to poonornoop, an 'honest' or 'genuine' poon, or a hypothetical (also known as a 'Narnia') poon (meaning you would not have sex with them in this reality but possibly some other dimension).

Jordan: Hey poon or noop chubby blonde chick at the coffee bar?

Danny: noop

Jordan: Are you serious? no way, that's a poon in my book.
Danny: Okay Narnia poon

by Laslo Scott November 30, 2013

poon tongue

The use of smooth talk to persuade a women to have sex.

I used my poon tongue at the bar last night on a hot blonde.

by Silver Tongue Devil November 21, 2010

poon hermit

When you don't see someone after getting a new girlfriend because they are almost constantly having sex.

"Man, I haven't seen Tim in a while..."
"Yeah, he got a new girlfriend; he turned into a real Poon Hermit."

by Nixon_b23 April 19, 2018

flabba poon tang

something a ranga said

tell nat i say flabba poon tang

by anonymous February 11, 2021