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Pockmark

1. The remnants of any type of skin ailment which causes a small pit in the skin.

2. When an object strikes a vehicle and creates a small crater in it.
That fucking rock just gave my windshield a pockmark!
by bigmac375 October 22, 2008
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cock pocketing

Its a game where you have to put your cock in somones poket then blow a whistle to let everyone know,
1 point for a guy
2 points for a girl
5 for a black
10 for if you piss in there pocket
50 if you cum
100 if you get caught win the fight
200 if you get caught knock the other person out then Teabag them in the mouth.
" im going to go cock pocketing that guy"
* puts cock in guys pocket*
*pulls out and runs away blowing whistle*
by anonmotherfucker September 11, 2007
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pocket forensics

determining where you drank last night by examining your collection of matchbooks and credit card receipts; also known as following the caper trail.
Bruce Lee: What in God's name are you looking for?
Jose Contreras: Just doing some pocket forensics. I was allegedly quite boisterous last night but I don't recall being in public.
by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007
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Pocket Call

When you forget to lock the keys on your cellphone and it phones someone... usually the most inappropriate person at the most inopportune time.
I got in SO much trouble last night. I was chatting up this girl in a bar and my phone pocket called my wife!
by Mike Hind November 3, 2008
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Pocket Boyfriend

Any man that you find attractive, though he is clearly to small/short for you to actually date. You might make an exception and date him anyways, but you would feel very uncomfortable being seen with him in public, because beside him you feel like a giant/swollen/amazon.
Me: Omg, pocket boyfriend! Over there, he's so cute!
Friend: Ooh, he is cute!
(nothing ever happens after that)
by smart cookiez April 19, 2011
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Hot-Pocket Master

A person, usually a male college student, with an extraordinary ability to make Hot-Pockets.

Qualifitcations include:

Possessing a drivers license(needed to go to the market to get the Hot-Pockets)

A car(also needed to obtain Hot-Pockets)

A freezer(needed to store Hot-Pockets)

A microwave/oven(needed to prepare Hot-Pockets)
Alex is obviously a Hot-Pocket Master whereas Morgan is not.
by BarberShop May 21, 2008
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