Polly pocket

Ugly ass little girls who try and take yo shit and steal everyone’s attention, they try to ruin take away your relationships with the people you’re closest with, give zero fucks about anyone but themselves and just wanna hoe around. These are typically girls I hate the most and have no interest in, they are extremely ugly and have NO HEART, and only talk to you when a nigga taken and you jus wanna slap da bitch

Dat ugly ass hoe is trying so hard to be a polly pocket

by Jazzy0355 February 5, 2019

Pocket Lint

something left behind by small orphans when they try to pick your pockets and find no money, they leave this behind so that there may be evidence of their existence as they are not normally noticed by people as no one cares about them.

omg i found pocket lint in my pocket a orphan must have visted my pocket

by tehchaos August 18, 2011

Pocket Divorce

Any time you are sitting down and the contents of your pockets, i.e. keys, change, etc., all fall out.

Eric: "Oh man, we need to go back to the house, my wallet fell out of my pocket while we were sitting on the couch."

Kyle: "You got pocket divorced, dude."

Eric: "I lost everything!"

by SpoonMenace March 17, 2011

pocket wocket

when yo place your penis in your friends pocket without them knowing

Susie didn't realise i had pocket wocketed untill she went to grab her phone

by StevenSevenArms November 23, 2016

Pocket Novel

When one person sends multiple paragraph messages to another individual via social media, text messages, emails, etc., when the individual is ignoring that person or not responding in a timely matter.

The girlfriend sent her boyfriend a pocket novel when he would not respond back to her timley about whatever she felt was important at the moment.

Pocket Novel: When a bitch hit me up with that bullshit and it’s longer than a beached turd.

by Bonqeusha July 15, 2018

pocket vetoing

The act of fizzling a date or relationship by ignoring them.

Jerry fizzled the relationship by cold-shouldering her calls and texts: you know, Pocket Vetoing.

by thekappen January 7, 2012

pocket cucumber

A delicious cucumber that, when given as a kind gesture at an inopportune time, is quickly stowed in one's pocket for potential later consumption.

Shit man, I can't eat this cucumber now -- i'm busy playing some COD.... but it'd make a killer snack later. guess it'll be a pocket cucumber then.

by ajj23 July 6, 2009