pillowitis

Damage to your neck and shoulder from sleeping on a bad pillow.

My massage therapists says my neck is wrecked, and it's from pillowitis.

by Your friendly n'hood spiderman January 10, 2024

Shitter Pillow

Buttocks.

Gluteus Maximus.

Damn, she has a fluffy shitter pillow!

by joetoe November 24, 2021

Pillow flap

Used to describe people who deemed successful despite being perpetually wrong about everything in their own field of expertise.

That stock analyst on CNBC has been saying Tesla stock is worth $20 for years, but it’s currently at $2,000 per share. What a pillow flap.

by Timmy894 January 11, 2022

Bitch Pillow

A human commodity in jail or prison, used for the purpose of one's enjoyment.

I'll trade you my Bitch Pillow for some of your commissary
I'd make her a Bitch Pillow for a cell phone
He can be my Bitch Pillow anytime

by Evil Devil Monkey June 25, 2015

Pillow

shi i dont know

i have a bad tendency to ruthlessly peg my ripped pillow

by Nex_lol_ January 26, 2022

Alaskan Pillow Case

During an orgy, every one takes a shit in a pillow case and then proceeds to freeze the shit filled case in an ice box for 2 days until the shit grows brown crystals. Then every one proceeds to pass the pillow case around and eat the inside like its ice cream. Then when everyone's breath smells like shit, that's when everyone blows each other until everyone's scrotum turns pink from inflammation.

Person 1:Hey want to have another orgy?

Person 2:No! The Alaskan Pillow Case got me super sick. I have aids now. Thanks.

by Susextrovert November 17, 2021

Pillow

A comfy cotton object used for sleeping

This pillow is comfy!

by Darkness666 November 2, 2020