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pregnant pillow

A mental pillow for pregnant lasses with back pain. Come home after a long day lumpin’ their hump around, straight into the clutches of the pregnant pillow to alleviate the stress caused by that touchy feely colleague in estates.
‘Fuckin’ Jerry tried to give me a massage again today, I can’t wait to get home to my pregnant pillow’
by Mr pregnant pillow December 1, 2017
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pillow sheets

The cloth that covers the pillow case that holds the actual pillow.
You should change your pillow sheets every other day to keep them from building up dead skin cells.
by #Ja#Wa# November 16, 2020
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Pillow

An individual who's identity happens to be very similar in spelling and pronunciation to a well known noun, and any jokes involving that certain nown told around said individual will result in dirty looks and rude comments about the tellers mother.
R:All I did was make fun of her name and she made rude comments about my mother!

J:Oh, she must be a pillow then.
by PILLOWPETSSTILLAPLY June 20, 2011
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Shitty pillow case

When your flatmate breaks in to everyone's room to leave shits in mysterious places, you then respond by taking a shitty pillow case and beating them with it. Thus a shitty pillow case
Had a right shitty pillow case roommate moment last night.
by Dick sleve October 8, 2018
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pillowitis

Damage to your neck and shoulder from sleeping on a bad pillow.
My massage therapists says my neck is wrecked, and it's from pillowitis.
by Your friendly n'hood spiderman January 10, 2024
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Shitter Pillow

Damn, she has a fluffy shitter pillow!
by joetoe November 24, 2021
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pillow plumping

The Act of smacking the booty so hard it swells due to the hand print left
Hey man, I hear Issy loves pillow plumping
by DankDefinitions115 October 8, 2017
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