black pearls

Female Rage. That's it. All women have these, you just need to go get them, re-discover them, at some point you better go get your black pearls, fasten them gently around your neck, and let's fucking go. Black pearls is a representation of female rage. Get it, instead of clutching your iridescent mother-of-pearl Stepford pearls, you are going goth, you are resisting. Non-conformity. A subtle threat against the enabler establishment and predominant male-dominated paradigm.

Kitty (Musician): "Under the trees, I found a box of black pearls. I couldn't believe that it could change our known world. Under the stars one night I opened it up the box and your voice remembering who tf she is; a dark force came pouring out like old. As silent as the whisper in the wind rage Lonely words were hovering within. If I ever let the darkness come alive rage I swear I wont be turning round. If I ever let the darkness come alive I swear that I wont turn around. We found a perfect system to replace all our worn out sins. Turn around I feel you near.

Entitled Man: Let's go sweetie, we're going to be late for the party where I'm going to ignore you all night, and gently brush another woman's hair by the bonfire and say "wow it IS hot!"

Feminist: I'm just going to grab one more thing
Friend: Don't forget your black pearls

by williet hughnot February 14, 2025

pearl mains

These bitches want her cookies in real life, they want free diabetes

Person 1: I main pearl in brawl stars
Person 2: take a shower and go eat some cookie you no lifer

Hey were "pearl mains" We rarely go outside and have diabetes

by Slapfish1 June 6, 2024

prison pearls

Permanently implanting marbles or like objects +not all are round) in a mans 'member' for his bf's pleasure during a stent in prison

Those are my prison pearls, I had them done for my 'wife' when I got out.

by Tools#1fan June 24, 2024

Pearled

Being rammed with a car , generally while a lady perimenopause lady named pearl is driving erratically , usually residing in housing commission with no money or regret for damages to other people's cars thinking they are rich enough to cover it

That lady backed straight into the front of my car with no remorse, she just kept going and pearled me good,

by Crocodile Dundee 69 March 27, 2025

Ender Pearl

A phrase commonly said after shitting in your hand molding it into a ball then processing to throw it at a person or animal with force

Hey dude remember when gave that guy a "ender Pearl" last night?

by OdSt9659 April 6, 2025

Pearl Harbor Snack

A snack popular in Hawaii around the time Pearl Harbor happened.

Is that spam and rice? What a great Pearl Harbor snack.

by jnater April 30, 2025

Nanny Pearls

When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.

Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.

by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025