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porch couch season

When White Trash spends all summer sitting on there porch couch drinking Cheap Beer, judging there neighbors, and usually leads into domestic violence.
It must be porch couch season Cause Jim & Buella are pissing off the neighborhood again.
by Ernchuck May 30, 2018
mugGet the porch couch seasonmug.

Couch Humper

People who like to have sex with couches.
by Lynch/Fellini August 19, 2024
mugGet the Couch Humpermug.

couch cunts

the cunts who sit on a couch at a party jealously talking about the pretty girls who are actually having fun.
"i wish i didn't have to walk past those couch cunts to get a drink."
by weliketopartyy November 18, 2011
mugGet the couch cuntsmug.

Couch stuffer

A big muscular man(usually a black man) who fucks you so hard on the couch that your body is literally being stuffed into the folds and crevices of that couch.
That bouncer from the other night sure was a couch stuffer.
by Jane.Doe.Hoe September 28, 2022
mugGet the Couch stuffermug.

clam couch

Gonna try to hop into that girl's clam couch tonight.
by clamcouch March 20, 2019
mugGet the clam couchmug.

couch potato

Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.
by kjsdfrisue March 9, 2017
mugGet the couch potatomug.

couche man

by couche man October 14, 2021
mugGet the couche manmug.

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