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Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.
I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.
by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013
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job phishing

An internet phishing scam specifically targeted at job seekers. Fake jobs are posted on job boards where job seekers are only too interested to divulge personal information. This personal information is used for telemarketing, collecting personal passwords and in the most advanced schemes, identity theft.
The job posting on the internet seemed too good to be true and on further investigation, it turned out they were job phishing and I almost fell for it.
by zenofile April 21, 2009
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Blanal job

The act of post anal where ur dick is black covered with shit then u make ur bitch suck the dick until the dick is visible again
John: my bitch gave me the best blanal job last night

Mom: kink shit
by Cuckshky buckshky October 17, 2019
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Burrito Job

its when you get a handjob with your dick in a burrito and the girl eats the burrito after you cum into it,
-true burrito job will have extra guac and be warm.

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Becky gave me the nastiest burrito job after school today, she even went home and ate it in front of her parents!
by jeever November 3, 2017
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Cloud Job

A blow job where the person giving the blow job simultaneously blows a vape cloud on the penis.
by Creeper478 October 10, 2020
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Beau Job

A job that is most satisfactorily completed with the use of Beau's rare and specialized set of skills.
That looks like a great Beau job!
by Not steve November 4, 2012
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job interview

a formal get-together between employer and employee to find out whether and to what extent the employee is willing to be exploited.
Huang: "i had a job interview yesterday. when the hr person asked about my life goals i said that i would love to spend an entire year or two with you in bed before getting ready to change the world"
Mindy: "hey! 🤗"
by Krkič December 9, 2019
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