fake-up

When two people who weren't really going out, break up.
A fake break up.

Also, when two people in an on-again, off-again relationship break up, but you know they will just get back together.

I just heard you just broke up with Brenda. That'd be sad if you were actually going out. Dude, you had a fake-up.
or
I don't want to hear about another fake up with Brenda. You know you'll just get back together, even though she's a secret lesbian.

by aqua dad March 8, 2012

fake stonemad

someone who thinks their mad and brags about crazy stuff they've done or going to do.

i,m going to rip this poster off the wall and half an hour later after ripping off the poster they stick it back up

by skip February 19, 2004

fake italian

A Italian American to pretend to be Italian

Italian American guy:I am a real Italian because I eat pizza and spaghetti,have black hair and because I am 10% Italian
Italian guy:You're not Italian because being Italian is a matter of culture and language, can you speak Italian?
Italian American guy:hmm ...no
Italian guy:You are not italian,You are a FAKE ITALIAN

by OutRun97 November 29, 2019

Fake Gay

Someone that pretends to be gay only to get close to girls or feel entitled.

Richard: fuck you won't do shit
Owen: Your only angry because you have no friends so you resort to pretending to be gay so you can get pussy. Fake gay ass deceptive motherfucker.

by FuckYall23 September 13, 2019

Fake Up

When a couple breaks up but only for a couple hours.

Chris- Dude Ben and Molly just broke up.
Drew- Oh shit, he must be pissed.
(Hours Later)
Drew- False alarm, just a Fake Up, they're back together.

by DMac27 March 6, 2011

Fake Nap

Where you go to take a nap, don't actually fall asleep, but still feel recharged afterward.

Man, I feel much better after taking that fake nap. Now I feel better about going to work later.

by SushiMonster555 November 21, 2010

fake j's

a faggot that wears fake jordan shoes

hahahahahah look at that faggot over there, hes wearing fake j's.

by bigpenis420 June 6, 2011