Kansas bath

When you get into a bath tub with 4 men from Texas and they pee on you.

“Have you talked to Phoenix recently? She told me she got a Kansas bath last week!”

by Burlykansasbear May 01, 2024

salad bath

To bathe in another person bodily fluids from the genital area

Oh god it was like a salad bath last night

by Anononon December 08, 2022

Toaster and bath tub

Death

(Message sent at 12/25/23) Yo im gonna go, I got a toaster and bath tub (Death report- died 12/25/23, unknown time)

by LameToaster June 11, 2023

Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs

(v.)

Synonym for suicide.

Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die

by Dinkywink June 18, 2021

Bublé Bath

A full hot bath with too much bubblebath, a few candles and Michael Bublé playing in the background. Ultimate relaxation.

Gonna get me a Bublé Bath tonight. Then settle down with a pack of cider and play a sexy video. Coz I am feelin' real tight!!

by Dirtylocks Jackson July 12, 2021

Pool bath

The notion that some men have that if they go swimming in their chlorinated swimming pool they no longer need to take a shower.

It was really easy to get ready for work today because I just took a quick pool bath.

by Extremejutsu August 18, 2022

turtle bath

A bath that is extremely cold and causes the males penis to shrivel up like a turtle. Usually taken for injuries or fevers. Only can happen to a male since they have penises.

I had to take a turtle bath last week to help my fever go down, my junk was practically gone since it was so cold!

by Thewolfsdove April 14, 2016