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Nice guy

A guy that is so civilized that he can't get laid. He follows orders, acts polite, breaks no rules, follows the law. He respects people and respects girls. When girls do come onto him, he remains under his "civil" nice guy act... and doesn't get laid as a result.

That was the archaic meaning for nice guy. In todays society however, nice guys are more than just civil.Some of them are just plain unattractive and just creepy as can be- and never get laid cause they think they are attractive but actually are not and put on a repulsive act towards women that draws them away.
Matt Dillon in Gunsmoke was an example of a nice guy. Even though he was a nearly 7 foot tall handsome man, he was a cop that didn't want to lose his job. So he would come every night down town to the bar and talk to Kitty, have a drink, talk to his friends,and put on his nice guy civilized act. When girls came on to him and tried to talk him up about getting married, having kids- Matt Dillon didn't even put them into the equation. He just followed the law, did his duty and kept his job, and didn't get laid as a result.
by foodfoethought July 28, 2024
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nice hands

When a woman says so to a man, it means she is very attracted to him.
"You have nice hands, Tom", she said as her heart beat at a million miles an hour.
by AAAAidk September 15, 2023
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Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
by Sudor5183 November 16, 2023
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Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Something you say when you're walking to a picnic with your brother.
Person 1: *laughs evily*

Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"

Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"

Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"

Person 2: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."
by SANS UNDERTALE REAL (NO FAKE) February 19, 2024
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Nice Smile

Phrase popularized by Twitch Streamer PayMoneyWubby, referencing top comments under porn reddit posts complimenting the woman in the post without mentioning the obvious nudity.
Originated exactly at the 30 minute mark of PMW’s Rest in Peace Lego Boy Archived Stream
*woman bent over, asshole to the camera*
Top comment: “Nice smile sweetie!”
by LX3Oblivion March 7, 2024
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nice job idiot

When a fellow Smosh fan does a good job with something, not to be used aggressively
Me: Tony, did you do that thing?
Tony: Sure did, Boss
Me: Nice job idiot
by Jeff Jezos March 15, 2024
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nice guys finish last

This means in sex a nice guy, or good guy will wait for the girl to arrive first then will follow shortly behind
Isaias "of course she finished first i'm not a dick head"
Ameir"nice guys finish last"
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