News Punk'd

The act punking friends or co-workers with "Number 2 stories" or old news, then acting like you don't know what they told you.

(Me): "You hear the big news on sunday?"
(Friend): "Yeah, Osama was killed."
(Me): "No what are you talking about? I'm talking about Sony releasing info on the outage."
(Friend): "Heh Heh, cool..."
(Me): "You just got News Punk'd!"
(Friend): "What?"

by AnonymousFS June 11, 2011

Newsaddict

All around great guy.

Newsaddict.

by Newsaddict November 15, 2011

Newbies Throat

When you have a sore throat the same day or the day after sucking your first penis. *usually big*

Girl: Ugh, my throat hurts so much!
Boy: hahaha, Newbies Throat!!!!!
Girl: no way!!!

by TaiTea January 8, 2012

Newb

Also know as noob or nub nub. If someone is really bad/beginner. Lol

He was standing still and the newb couldn't even kill him! What a newb!

by MAT5 August 18, 2013

Newborn kiss

The touching of the head of an adults' penis to the head of a fetus inside a pregnant women's body.

Sam was fucking that pregnant women so hard he gave the women a newborn kiss.

by king_brick December 15, 2014

newb

A nicer way of saying N00B FAGGOT.

Ha! You're such a newb.

by I am potate June 3, 2014

newbling

A new player in a game or guild, specially in Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games like Everquest and World of Warcraft.

We could use the newblings in the upcoming guild war as canon fodder.

by VTODD August 29, 2014