New York Subway

The act of inserting ones penis into a tube and then inserting the other end of the tube into ones anus and ejaculating into it.
Did you hear what Scott did last Friday!! He pulled the New York Subway on the bar counter in front of everybody!!
by Dickyom June 21, 2018
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New York blues

The overwhelming feeling of despair felt by someone who has escaped from New York upon returning. Usually felt within the first hours of arrival or with the sight of specific landmarks.

Felt most commonly by those from downstate NY with family or business ties that keep them coming back.
Coworker: I hear you moved to West Virginia, nothing but hicks out there right?

Me: No, it's actually quite advanced outside of the worst of the hollers.

Coworker: But do you ever miss home?
Me: Already do since I drove out 19 hours ago.
Coworker: Wow, you've got the New York Blues!
by Alchemicalnormiegram June 09, 2021
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New York Jet

A New York Jet is a slender penis that goes off and jizzes prematurely.
"You like New York Jets? Maybe we can go out sometime... The Jets can play the Browns in your Butt Bowl."
by Mars-El October 02, 2023
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New York Jets

A team made up of bums who have no iq in football.
Person 1: My favorite team is the Chiefs!
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?
by bumsquad pioneer October 08, 2021
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New York Shaker

The act of having sex with your girlfriend. Just before you ejaculate, she slaps around your dick while you jiggle her boobs and squeeze milk from them.
I tried the New York Shaker with Cindy last night. She loved it!
by KalloFox34 May 15, 2019
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New York Syrup

When You take Aunt Jemima's syrup and put it on your penis and penetrate both sides of your lady. Once you get a sticky and dry penis you jizz on both sides and keep penetrating. Now you let your lady give a taste to see if it's good or not. If it isn't good enough I recommend putting more jizz.
Dude that last night with that crazy! I gave her a good ol' New York Syrup.
by AndrezlelvgÖ December 06, 2016
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New York Giants Boat Party

When you're goofing off by partying a few days before a test pretty much like procrastination

Originates from a pic on the web where several NY Giants players were partying on a boat in Miami before their playoff game in Green Bay in 2016
Person 1: Oh shit! We had a test?
Person 2: Did you have a New York Giants Boat Party?
Person 1: Errrrrrr
by Yankeesfan June 15, 2017
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