Michael Duncan

Often known to fuck his own family and his dogs. Michael Duncan is a man with many talents. In his free time, he likes fucking down syndrome kids while they shit in his mouth. Michael Duncan is mostly known for his down syndrome retarded girlfriend named shartina. Michael Duncan in his free time he likes to support the LGBT+ and the black community.

I just fucked my own family call me Michael Duncan

by MichaelDuncansHelenKellerCut April 28, 2021

Michael afton ward

My amazing and sexy husband who I love so so much and he’s just a perfect man who I absolutely adore and I want to spend the rest of my life with. I will marry this man even if he breaks up with me I do not care, I’ll kidnap him and keep my boyfriend in my house forever because I love him too much to allow him to leave

“I love Michael afton ward” -phøenix

“Stop talking about your boyfriend so much” -literally no one
“Shut the fuck up” -phøenix

by babe_girlz September 16, 2022

Reverse Michael Jackson

when you go from being white to black

My friend rolled around in some mud and when he stood up, I thought he pulled a reverse Michael Jackson

by I Want Die December 16, 2019

katie and michael

A perfect couple. These two should be together for the rest of their lives.

Girl: OMG Katie and Michael are perfect for eachother

by Bonnebae March 10, 2019

Randy Michaels

A fat disgusting pig of a human who hates music and enjoys destroying great music stations for his own financial gain. Current CEO of Merlin Media and former CEO of Chicago-based Tribune Co. Michaels became public enemy number one in Chicago in June 2011 after it was announced he had purchased alternative radio station Q101 and planned to turn it into a news/talk station. The station's staff was let go on July 14th and the station became a news station later that month.

"My favorite radio format has always been spoken radio"

"As music moves to the ipod, it's time for news radio to move to FM"
-both quotes from Randy Michaels, who is one of the most hated men in Chicago

by Gaaraofthedamned August 14, 2011

Bret Michaels

Lead Vocalist Of Poison. Poison is a heavy metal band established in the late 1980's. Bret Michaels also stars on the VH1 hit show, Rock Of Love.

Ashley-"Hey, did you see Rock Of Love last night?"
Rachel-"Yeah! Bret Michaels was looking pretty damn hot."

by Teala007 August 4, 2007

michael pickup

someone who always comes out with sexual comments about anything or anyone also doing weird bizarre things which arent normal

Michael Pickup placing balls on someones shoulder without them knowing they are there.

by theobliviousperson February 1, 2010