nut method

After thinking of a female and ejaculating, you receive post-nut clarity. This method helps to understand if you truly like a female. If you still find her attractive after beating one off, she passed the nut method.

“Did Miranda pass the nut method?”

“Yep, she’s definitely the one!”

by UNImagicMM March 14, 2023

Door Method

A method of sucking your own dick where you sit upside down against a door and open it to force yourself into an acute dick-sucking angle

“I just saw this video on Reddit where a gu—”
“I want to suck my own dick and cum in my gullet”
“what”
“door method”

by sloupey April 9, 2023

Haron Method

The process of stalking and making classmates feel uncomfortable while sitting in the same room as them. A man with way too much free time, and access to the internet that should be revoked.

Nathan Haron is a firm believer in the Haron method.

by Concerned classmate May 3, 2023

sharty melody

A catchy melody/song

1: Damn that's a sharty melody
2: Yeah it bops!

by Djeb_8059 July 2, 2023

Futon method

When you fold down the back seats of your car with a partner to have my room.

When i was with Kenzie we were in my car and i used the Futon method

by Johnbooth July 19, 2024

Futon Method

When you have a partner in your back seat and fold down your backseats to make a bigger area for you and your partner

When I was with chloe we were in my back seat and i used the futon method

by Johnbooth July 19, 2024

Mendoza Method

The act of mass reporting in hopes to get their account banned or terminated after they:

1. Win an argument against you
2. Completely bitch you
3. You being too sensitive to jokes

Vinny: "Yo I massreported that guy that said that!"

Nerf: "Mendoza Method fr."

by vinnymendozaalt August 3, 2024