blurry mario

A very unattractive girl.

"Hey man I was super drunk last night and made out with a blurry Mario"
"Ew gross bro!"

by rentit69 August 9, 2018

Mario

All I can say is that you may not realize but he is falling for a girl name daisy he a whole different guy when he with her he never wants to let go over her he would fight for her even if he's a fuck boy daisy is always on his mind

Mario is such a fuck boy

Yeah but you should see him when he's around daisy

by Robeca1 June 15, 2018

mario

a sweet little plumber man, accompanied by his brother "luigi." mario is the older child despite being smaller (fatter)
included in many games by nintendo, ect mario kart, super mario, super mario bros, super mario galaxy, super mario 3d land,
mario was invented a long time ago.

guy 1=dude, lets go play some mario kart at my house!
guy 2=ok, but im playing mario!
guy 1=aww, damnit.

by pseudonyomi January 19, 2020

get mario karted

Impediment from finishing an action right before the end.

He was about o nut and his girlfriend bit his dick. That's one hell of a way to get mario karted.

by anonlovesyou April 25, 2020

Mario

a person who has a micro sized male genital, usually witty and annoying

I just saw John in the washroom. He's such a Mario

by iamaprettyduck November 24, 2023

Orange Mario

Also Known as Wario.

He is the evil version of Mario and is brothers with the almighty Waluigi.

Person 1 "Hey you know Wario?"
Person 2 "You mean Orange Mario?"
Person 1 "What the hell is wrong with you, it's Wario."
Person 2 "No, his name is Orange Mario"

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021

Mario

A punk ass bitch who loves everything

Hi Mario

Mario fuck you

by Yeetmano69 May 5, 2020