March 25

March 25th is the day where you bash up the people you are friends with

slaps
“what was that for?”
“hey dont worry you can do the same since its march 25th!”
“OH YEAH!”
bashes eachother

by xoxoxmee March 23, 2022

March 20

the day when you have a sleepover with your best friend and make sure to watch movies whole night without sleeping

1 best friend: let’s have a sleepover on March 20
2 best friend: alright let’s watch movies whole night and don’t sleep
1 best friend: WOAH GREAT IDEA

by Dorito bitchy girl March 19, 2021

March 14th

National send your boyfriend a booty and thigh pic day

It’s March 14th that’s national booty and thigh pic day tell your girlfriend

by Buglife March 14, 2023

March 25th

March 25th is a hoes birthday. If you were born in march 25th your automatically a how

person one: bro i heard that girl is a bigggg hoe
person 2: she much be born in march 25th

by hot pancakes November 25, 2021

March 18th

The day someone's grandparents and brother died together.

"oh dude its March 18th, say you prayers."

by RamenThePers0n December 31, 2020

March 17th

The day where life of the earth was born. Otherwise known as Jordan’s birthday. Make sure on this day you give all of your money to this man

“What’s today’s date?” “It’s march 17th we must give our offering to the god of Jordan!”

by March 17th October 16, 2019

March 23

If you are born on March 23 you are Satan’s child and will probably commit murder some day.

Oh no, she’s born on March 23 she’s evil.

by Strawberry_Bliss November 4, 2019