Magic Mushies

A term for magic mushrooms commonly used up north

Ay la, pass me them Magic Mushies

by Pussydoma July 26, 2016

Horse Magic

Has origins in northwest ohio but is believed to be from the India "Magic Horse".

Often times takes place or can be seen and felt whenever the ratio of Rookie to Veteran is stable at 1 to 1.

In times of great intensity, one can feel the horse magic.

Any fast magic. As horses are fast.

"What's up with all the rookies and veterans? The ratio is like 2 to 1. There's zero chance for any horse magic!"

Rookie: How the heck did you wind up on the ceiling?
Veteran: Horse Magic.

by Alan Paul April 20, 2009

magic spoons

slang word for massive boobs, generally used when they are in close vicinity.

Guy 1: Dude check out her magic spoons
Guy 2: Woah!

by jdawd March 9, 2009

magical bitchwad

A doomed name for an excessively bitchy person.

That witch is a magical bitchwad

by Marix April 25, 2008

Tragic Magic

Crack dipped in angel dust (PCP), also a song by the band Falling In Reverse

"What's your favorite song Ronnie? Oh definitely Tragic Magic."

by I_am_actual_garbage May 7, 2019

Magic sword

A dick

I have to go whip out the magic sword lmao

by Bk is a bitch April 1, 2020

The Magical Smear

When near a large pane of glass such as a patio door, preferably with an audience of any size on the opposite side, pull your junk out of your pants and slap it on the glass, smashing it as hard as you can without causing pain, and then proceed to slide back and forth on the glass, smearing your cock and balls to and fro so it changes into all kinds magical configurations. Always a favorite party trick!

The Magical Smear Ricky performed at the party was noteworthy. The different configurations of his unit were hilarious!

by RickyTodd September 19, 2009