When near a large pane of glass such as a patio door, preferably with an audience of any size on the opposite side, pull your junk out of your pants and slap it on the glass, smashing it as hard as you can without causing pain, and then proceed to slide back and forth on the glass, smearing your cock and balls to and fro so it changes into all kinds magical configurations. Always a favorite party trick!
The Magical Smear Ricky performed at the party was noteworthy. The different configurations of his unit were hilarious!
by RickyTodd September 19, 2009
Get the The Magical Smearmug. by Mazoku June 26, 2009
Get the Magical Oatsmug. by GR1MMM_CREEPER December 4, 2017
Get the magic pineapplemug. by I_am_actual_garbage May 7, 2019
Get the Tragic Magicmug. Jeff: "yo man I ran out of weed and can't make any edibles. You got anything to fuck us up?"
Dave: "Yeah hold on lemme whip up a magic salad"
Jeff: "Hell yeah man we're gonna get fucked tonight"
Dave: "Yeah hold on lemme whip up a magic salad"
Jeff: "Hell yeah man we're gonna get fucked tonight"
by R3DFluXx May 17, 2018
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Get the magical bannanamug. 