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Mom: clean the dishes johnny
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by MommyMommyBoy January 12, 2023

minecraft

the most successful program written in java

minecraft is the most successful program written in java

by anonymous May 25, 2024

Minecraft Meanie

a person who likes to mess up Minecraft mini-games and\or get-togethers, could also be know as a katana

stop breaking blocks youre being a minecraft meanie

by bigboi_spamz January 28, 2020

Minecraft empires

A minecraft server that has recently collabed with hermitcraft and also a minecraft server where you own an empire of silly things

Guy 1: “Hey bro have you seen the new collab with hermitcraft and minecraft empires?” Guy 2: “Yea bro”

by I need help 2023 February 14, 2023

Minecraft

Better than Fortnite. If you hear a girl talking about Minecraft, you better keep her

I’m so annoyed at the people who used to make fun of me for playing Minecraft but now that it’s popular, they are playing it.

by Anything By Alex November 24, 2019

Minecraft Warden

A big fungus man with an exposed ribcage and great hearing. Note: He thinks you smell funny.

The Minecraft Warden just killed me in my Hardcore world!

by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022

Minecraft

A kid game that is at war with Roblox.

Person 1: Minecraft is better!
Person 2 : No Roblox is!

by drumsoccer February 14, 2022